Huge Pain In The Ass .com

Anyone who disagrees with a liberal.
Anyone who dares challenge their hypocrisies and double standards.
Anyone who dares challenge their world point of view.
Basically, a huge pain in the ass is anyone who points out the flaws, lies and deceit of liberalism.
Anyone who asks a liberal to offer even a minuscule piece of evidence to support their argument.
Because to question a liberal, forces him to substantiate his point of view, and forces him to create an argument for his ideas.

Very simply, a liberal cannot support his views because modern liberalism is a philosophy based on emotion, not any knowledge of the facts, or at the least, an even moderate understanding of human history.

Peace cannot be accomplished with PEACE bumper stickers.
Treaties only give the enemy time to regroup and re-arm themselves.
The one thing all treaties have in common is they have all been broken.

The two accomplishments of liberalism they wear like a badge of honor are Roe vs. Wade and Affirmative Action.

Ironically their pride rests in legalized murder and institutionalized racism.
Liberals are an angry, bitter and stubborn lot.
They refer to conservatives as hate mongers, yet know one hates more than a good modern liberal.
Their hatreds run long and deep.

They hate the rich.
They hate corporations.
They hate capitalism.
They hate the family structure.
They hate God.
They hate religion.
They hate the military.
They hate patriotism.
They hate America.
They hate guns.
They hate the automobile.
They hate conservatism.
They hate First Class on an airplane.
—and the list goes on.

When they call conservatives hate mongers, they are merely looking in the mirror. It is Liberalism that is the philosophy of hatred and intolerance.
The modern definition of a Nazi is anyone winning an argument with a liberal – which is almost effortless.
Conservatism is the intellectual pursuit of a certain philosophical bent on the way the world has been, is now, and forever will be.
Liberalism is the art of being uninformed with the best intentions.
The facts and a rudimentary knowledge of history are the biggest enemy of modern liberalism. The proof of liberal failures is available to anyone who takes the time to look.
The dangerous aspect of modern liberalism is the arrogance they harbor. This arrogance allows them to blindly repeat the mistakes of the past because they feel they are smarter and more compassionate than the others who have tried this kind of thing before.
Ask any liberal who proudly proclaims his love for communism to tell you how many Russian citizens were killed to make way for what was to become the Soviet Union. They either won’t know or will be too ashamed to say it out loud. Best estimates are around seventy million. That’s 70,000,000 Russians, most of them starving to death in concentration camps. They rounded up all your individualists; painters, sculptors, writers, poets, anyone with a flair for individuality. A free thinker has no place in the collective mainframe of a communist regime. They can only be a threat to its success.

After all, Lenin was a philosopher and a gentle man. He had envisioned a utopia void of any separation by class. There would be no rich and no poor. All would be equal, whether you were a farmer or physician. The new Soviet economy would eventually lead to the natural withering away of the central government all together, leaving the republic in the hands of the people.
Sounds great on paper, but as with all things the human factor must be included, which it wasn’t. The Soviet Union went the way of others before it – Corruption among the politburo. Another road to hell paved with the best intentions. And so it is with almost every great idea like that. Liberalism is a spoken world view where the end result is a school of excuses. No great nation or great empire has ever fallen due to the onslaught of conservatism. A liberal decay of standards has always been a hallmark of a society in the throes of destruction.

Liberalism embraces big government and high taxes. When they say they want to only tax the rich, they are lying. This is also a hallmark of modern liberalism – the lies and deceit. For instance, a true liberal cannot win an election if he was truly honest of his intentions.
They will redefine the English language to make their ideas more palatable.
Bill and Hillary Clinton brought this to an art form.
For instance, Hillary changed her last name from Rodham to Clinton during his run for the White House in 1992.
Taxes are now called contributions. Try telling the IRS you won’t be contributing this year.
Socialism is now called Economic Democracy.
Government spending your money is called Investment.
You spending your own money is called consumption.
Lies are called spin, or disinformation.
Bill said he was never alone with Monica. His rationale – No one is ever really alone on a planet with five billion people.
All conservatives are called right wing extremists. Yet a liberal would be hard pressed to come up with just one person they would define as a left-wing extremist.

Liberals believe in the freedom of speech, as long as you are politically correct.
And it’s not Freedom of Religion. It’s Freedom FROM religion.
Hate Crimes Legislation is a bill of laws specifically applied to straight white males of European decent. You will never see a black, Mexican, Asian, gay, lesbian, or a woman charged with a federal hate crime.
Liberals will dump red paint on a woman’s mink coat while wearing their leather Birkenstocks.
They will tear down the Ten Commandments, yet applaud a crucifix soaking in a jar of urine as meaningful art.
Liberalism is for doing what feels good today. Conservatism delves into the long term societal implications.

There are always exceptions, but more often than not, a liberal is an atheist. This helps explain their stellar arrogance. They are usually chronic dope smokers, symbolic of the intoxication they have with their own virtue. What a liberal says, or how he feels, is far more important than what is actually done.
Liberalism is not a philosophy, it’s a mental disorder. It is a mind removed from the reality of life on earth, and stuck in a land of cotton candy swirls and pepper cream dreams. The liberal mind set is almost that of a twelve year old. Like that of a hippie who hasn’t left the sixties. Modern liberalism is the brainchild of the baby boomer generation, possibly the most spoiled and misguided generation the planet has ever produced. I enjoy the struggle baby boomers have in telling youngsters not to do drugs or have casual unsafe sex. From the generation that glorified the use of both.
Their belief in big government comes from the distrust they have for ordinary citizens. They don’t trust people to do the right thing. Any one who isn’t a liberal must be a fascist Nazi sexist racist homophobic hate monger.

They hate guns because it empowers the people. And how are they going to impose their will with the right of the people to keep and bear arms. Gun control as an issue of public safety is a big lie. You could show a liberal the evidence of a reduction of violent crime in states with concealed carry laws, and it would matter very little to them. Because saving lives is not their aim or concern. They want to eliminate ALL guns, including your grandfather’s shotgun. The liberal biased Star Tribune and CNN won’t tell you about the 400% increase in violent crime since the round up of ALL weapons five years ago.
Liberals will be against the death penalty yet embrace After Birth Abortion, a surgical procedure that sucks the brain out of an infant in the middle of its delivery. If you are a liberal politician, you can do no wrong. A a liberal, there is no such thing as right and wrong or good and evil. A younger inner city gang member didn’t do anything wrong when he shot a rival gang member. He merely made some inappropriate choices. The words right and wrong have been changed to appropriate or inappropriate.
Diversity is only about the diversity of illegal aliens. Not about the diversity of opinions. A liberals’ idea of compassion is how many people they can get on Welfare, forever dependent on liberals and their government give-away. A conservative’s idea of compassion is how many they can get off Welfare and on the road to rewards that are earned. Liberals believe minorities can only succeed with their help. America is a country of racism brought about by an oppressive white male dominated society. And without liberals they would never find success.
To liberal elites there is nothing worse than a successful conservative minority. Clarence Thomas was reviled by the left because he owed them nothing. His success was one he earned through hard works. This is intolerable to liberals because it removes their power and whole reason for existing. They will intentionally fan the flames off racism to maintain their hold on a class of people. Liberalism is Machiavellianism. The end will always justify the means. No matter how severe the actions for the cause are. This is why Clarence Thomas was almost lynched for saying “Who put a pubic hair on my Coke can?” All the while Bill Clinton was facing accusations of rape by Waneeda Broderick, sexual assault by Kathline Willey, sexual harassment by Paula Jones, the bombing of the Sudan the day before his impeachment, the bombing of Baghdad the day before the grand jury testimony of Monica Lewinski, and an endless list of other wrong doings and lies.
All is forgiven because Bill Clinton is Pro-Abortion. And this is the simple truth. You can’t blame it on too many other aspects of liberalism, because not everyone is aware of all the aspects of modern liberalism. When all is said and done, it’s Bill’s stand on Abortion.
Pro-Abortion supporter? You can now kill the pope without fear of any criticism. I’m convinced beyond all doubt Bill Clinton could be video-taped shooting a man in the head. And within twenty four hours, all the talking heads and political pundits would be asking “who was the man he killed?” Was he possibly an evil republican? And when they learn the man shot was Rush Limbaugh, all would be forgiven and all the liberals would be popping corks saluting their commander and chief for his long overdue act of bravery.
Al Gore is forgiven for flooding a river from a drought stricken town for a photo shoot. They didn’t want Al to have to get out and drag the canoe about 7 feet to deeper water. Al is Pro-Abortion.
I know a chronic wife beater who stopped his evil ways because he saw a “Hatred is Not a Family Value” bumper sticker. He wished he could have seen one during his formative years.
Saddam stopped his war with Iran because he saw the “We are the World” video on MTV.
Remember, it’s not what you do, that makes a good liberal. It’s what you say. And how much you’re feeling when you are saying it.
Bill Clinton bites his lower lip, and half the world swoons.
Want Peace on Earth? Just put a peace sign out on the lawn. If everyone did this, peace would spread across the world like a runaway vegetable garden.
The mountain lion that killed the mother of two while jogging in California received far more money from liberal groups than the two children left motherless. Every good liberal understands that human beings are merely an infestation on our Mother the Earth.
A good liberal will demonize SUV’s while they drive an old piece of junk that gets half the gas mileage. They will insist you don’t wear leather while condoning clothing produced with petroleum products by companies they demonize also. They insist on forests being left alone, creating unstable and dangerous conditions for human inhabitants. Trees are much more important that humans will ever be.

Two of my favorite Liberal results:

• The liberals in Colorado were the first to try the Free Condom Distribution Program on a high school in Denver. Baskets of free Trojans in every hallway to put an end to the embarrassment of buying them at a Super America. All in the name of Safe Sex. Four years later, the same high school had claim to another noteworthy distinction. Highest per capita teen pregnancy. Liberal brilliance at work.

• The “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy concerning gays and lesbians in the military instituted in 1994 by Bill Clinton. At the time of its inception, approximately 200 homosexuals were Less Than Honorably Discharged for their alternative affinities each year. After the “Don’t ask, don’t tell”, the number was up to approximately 500 discharges a year. More liberal brilliance. And believe it not, Clinton was still applauded for being the first president to have the guts to step up and broach the subject, even though it failed miserably.

Again, it’s not what gets done. It’s about saying the right things. This is success within the Liberal lexicon of ideas.
It’s this way of thinking that gives liberalism its biggest road block: ineptitude. Their incredible inability to actually get anything of merit done for the good of the people. Which is supposed to be the aim. Right?
You could offer example after example of failed liberal policy, yet these little trivial matters called success matter little. Good thing too. Otherwise they’d have to go home with their tail between their legs and get a real job.

Liberals fear the Christian Right. They fear these bible thumpers will invade their homes and take away their pot and porno tapes. Tell you what. If you were to ask me, I’d say the real threat to our freedoms can and will come from the left. From shredding the Constitution, to smoking bans, to assaults on the combustion engine and freedom of speech due to political correctness, liberals are constantly trying to impede on our freedoms and our American way of life.

It’s my hope they are as successful with these daily intrusions as they are with everything else they try.